We need a new spin-off of “The Sopranos.”
It will feature spoiled daughter Meadow as part of a morally corrupt machine that encourages insipid rich kids to cheat and lie their way into fancy colleges. “Consultants” help their parents funnel mountains of cash through a (tax-deductible) fake charity so they can get the right “brand” of education.
Please, can it be called “RICO Goes To Yale”?
I’ve been a college professor for 9,764 years, which explains why I’ve been following this latest crime story involving college admissions across the country.
The FBI refers to this case as “Operation Varsity Blues.” William “Rick” Singer was, according to various reports, the head of a fake-SAT-score, cheat-and-beat the system college-entrance hustle. We’re talking big-time tax crime, complete with hoax charities, mail fraud, paying-people-to-take-the-test-for-other-people arrangements, photo-shopping heads of non-athletes onto stock photos of athletes and the pure ugliness of lying-even-when-you-don’t-have-to.
Singer’s not recommending helicopter parenting; he’s recommending Gulfstream parenting. We’re talking way in excess of millions of dollars in payoffs just to get into a college. Who knows who they’ll have to pay off to graduate?
Remember when Carmela Soprano, who believes her eldest child Meadow is the smartest girl in the world (”Her paper on the melting icecap, it made me cry, it was so poignant”) as well the most qualified candidate for admission to any college (”She would be a wonderful addition to the Georgetown campus”) threatens an acquaintance who is initially unwilling to provide Meadow with a letter of recommendation? Remember when that seemed funny?
I asked Hara Marano, author of “A Nation of Wimps: The High Cost of Invasive Parenting,” to offer her perspective: “Bypassing even the pretense of the work ethic and ignoring requirements entirely,” Singer’s clients encouraged their kids to cheat. They didn’t push their children but instead paid for them to have the pathway to opportunities paved for them.
Marano complicates her position by reminding us that “What all parents share is anxiety about the future of their kids in a land where opportunity appears to be dwindling.” The diminishing middle class is one reason that so-called elite schools keep tightening their grip on the imaginative power of status-hungry families.
Longtime former head coach of Yale’s women’s soccer, Rudolph Meredith, is charged with accepting a $400,000 bribe to say he’d given a place on the team to a student who had never played soccer competitively so that she’d be cataloged by Yale as a “recruited athlete,” thereby allotting her an edge over other more legitimately qualified candidates. Officials said the student’s parents then paid $1.2 million more to Singer in bribes after the fact.
This is when you start to realize that the Sopranos were amateurs.
Parents have gone way beyond contributing to an arts center, or even building a dorm. Now, they’re constructing entirely new kids, complete with athletes’ bodies and scholars’ brains.
— Hartford Courant
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